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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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nosdrinker:

people with weak handshakes will be the first ones killed for food after the apocalypse

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shekillswithkissesxo:

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

been laughing at this for a million years

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dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

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misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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… he’s the guy our math textbooks warned us about, isn’t he

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veguntold: complain3r: the white cat is me and the gray cat is life Cats, man.

veguntold:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

Cats, man.

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